Just for the record, my name's not Johnny. But I feel like it could be today (as in Appleseed, get it?). Yesterday, 4 days after I ordered them from Fast-Growing-Trees.com, I received a box in the mail with 2 little apple trees. Really, they're no more than sticks but to my untrained eye they look happy and healthy. One is a Scarlet Sentinel and the other a North Pole. My grandparents have columnar trees like this in their yard and, though they look kind of unnatural and odd, they seemed like just the right thing to plant against this wall, under the powerlines.